Dog Eats Man or Woman

So, you and your spouse are lying helpless, dying perhaps, or already dead due to bad mushrooms, or human-specific carbon monoxide poisoning (does that exist, no?) or whatever else. Perhaps, an zombie infection has come upon your dog or dogs, (cats too?) and human meat is the only thing they crave. Whatever the situation is, your dogs either have no regular food (good God, install a doggy door!) and you and your spouse or significant other are dinner for them. Who do they eat first? You or your spouse. Which one? The one who feeds them gets eaten last, or do they picture you as a source of nutrition?

Hey, this is just in fun. It is meant to titillate and draw comment. Please, do not complain. This is how my mind works. You can join in without Catwolf (such a monniker) thinking you are bat-shit crazy. So, let us know.